- GET FIT
- GET GOOD ASS GRADES
- LEARN TO SEW/KNIT/CROCHET
- DO THE UNDIE RUN
- BE LESS OF AN ASSHOLE
- BE LESS SELFISH
- GET WHITER TEETH
yeah that’s basically it
yeah that’s basically it
Sad for the ants, but stellar for the outcome.
this.. is fUCKING AWESOME
"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him.
As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either.
He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight.
Some inspiring things he said;
"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"
"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"
"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."
"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"
Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”
Yall know I love me some puns! My boy Pablo was the pun king in highschool! Every once in a while we go back and forth…
REPOST. I would want somebody to do the same for me. Especially because its right at home and the holidays are coming up. I hope for her safe return. #findjennifernguyen
PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!
Beautiful as women, handsome as a man.
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose